Porn Star Twitter theory

How to run your twitter like a porn star

Why would you want to run your twitter like a porn star? Well for one simple reason – most people have BORING TWITTER accounts. Most people (and it is usually those who complain about reading what everyone else has had for breakfast) are REALLY BORING. Porn star twitter theory takes you away from all this boring stuff.

What is the solution to this for the average business owner?

It is possible, (although highly unlikely for me) to be able to look online and find, social media event venues like “How to get started on twitter”, “How to use instagram to blah de blah etc…”, within easy travelling distance for me, but that’s just boring.

While there is nothing wrong with this type of event, if you want to spend £250 learning something you already know – who am I to stop you?

boring social media training porn star twitterIt’s part of the business model that the training at these events is part baked and “usefully incomplete.” Twitter, facebook and all the other social platforms employ some of the brightest people that have ever lived to ensure a constant shoveling of cash from advertisers to shareholders. It’s in their interests that you spend half your life in the digital bubble trying to catch up with the latest tips and techniques.(By the way – you should realise that the people running these courses get paid regardless of your success or otherwise).

I could also look on forums where people are discussing their “follow back” strategy.

HUH? Nobody gives a stuff – I rarely follow anybody – simply because I don’t want to read other people’s junk.

Want proof ? Here it is
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But I digress – you came onto this page because you wanted to manage your twitter like a pornstar and so here we go:

Firstly, you won’t have to go very far on social media awareness courses before they start droning on and on about automation.

Some top UK “twitter experts” even preach that you should use autotweets 33% of the time. Yeah, like interacting with people is such a drag – in “social” media.

(Note to the noobs – I take an autotweet to mean some; non time bound generic thing , motivational slogan or saying, which you queue up to send using a tool like hootsuite. Why would anyone want to interact with an auto tweet which spits out every morning at 8.30am “Good morning – what are you up to today?” “Did you have good weekend?” ZZZZZZZZZZ

Anyway – why run your twitter like a Pornstars and why do I use pornstars as examples?.

Pornstars are the ultimate in interaction – they just don’t fake it. When it comes to being online – they are there. Well one thing that all these training courses will always bang on about is authenticity. (How you can get authenticity in auto tweets is beyond me) And there is nothing more authentic than someone who has sex on camera for the entertainment of others. Here goes.

I have screen shoted a few porn star tweets and will give you a commentary about how you can apply this TODAY to your business. Leave all the auto follow and other boring stuff to everyone else.

Porn star twitter tip 1 – Shauna Skye (who at the time of this photograph is actually heavily pregnant)

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Message – If you have something that is unique or timebound (Shauna Skye is unlikely to be pregnant forever…) then tell your followers about it – if you can photograph it then all the better because people are far too lazy to read anything anymore.

Porn star twitter tip 2 – August Ames- Answer questions honestly.

If someone asks you a question – however stupid it may seem – give them an answer. Of course – the answer doesn’t necessarily have to be the truth – just a shout out will make people with boring twitter timelines feel important.

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Porn star twitter tip 3 – August Ames – Ask for feedback
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You should only really be asking for feedback at your mastermind group. BUT used strategically AND SPARINGLY, porn star twitter theory says you can tell people what you are doing by asking for feedback. “What do you think of my book cover?” is a coded way of saying – “Look everyone – I have a new book coming out” BE VERY CAREFUL WITH THIS PORN STAR TWITTER TIP.

Porn star twitter tip 4 – Nikki Benz – Use twitter to share your view of the world.

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People will follow you because they are interested in what you are saying. It would make sense therefore to use this to educated them on an ongoing basis about your view of the world, how you like to do business etc. If and when they then sign up as a client, they are likely to be fewer shocks when they start actually speaking to you.

Porn star twitter tip 5 – Mark Wood – Comment about stuff going on in your industry.

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I don’t know this but I am guessing that agents in the porn industry are as necessary an evil as they are in any other industry. Mark Wood shows how to express your views about things that are going on in your industry.

Porn star twitter tip 6 – Lexi Lowe – Don’t be afraid to offer stinging comment.

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Just because twitter offers you the chance for real time conversation you don’t have to. If you need to reply to somebody in a witty or sardonic way – you can think about it over night before you reply.

Porn star twitter tip 7 – Puma Swede – Just wish people good night
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Yes I know what you are thinking – I can do this via autotweet. But can you? Porn star twitter says otherwise. Suppose you are at a trade fair or event. A quick picture of you and who you are hanging around with is like gold in the big scheme of things. This will take seconds literally with almost any smart phone.

Porn star twitter tip 8 – Teal Conrad – Be curious and make people want to know more.

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Clickbait has fans and it has people who hate it. But guess what? We are in a click driven world. It is the currency of the internet. You should know if you put something up there how many clicks it gets over time. Other wise, what is the point of putting it out there?

Porn star twitter tip 9 – August Ames – Use twitter in conjunction with other technologies

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Periscope is very easy to use – It means you can broadcast live anywhere you can get a web connection. It’s great fun too and free…

Porn star twitter tip 10 – Raylin Ann – Find industry hashtags (that will allow people to find you) and use them.

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One of the things that binds not only industries together but people watching the same TV show, supporting the same sports team and following the same celebrities is the hashtag. Social media 101 says the @ symbol is who someone is talking to and the # is what they are talking about. It makes sense to use hashtags to key into key people in your industry.

Porn star twitter tip 11 – Briana Banks – If someone sets you as the lock screen on their phone – tell the world…
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This has to be the ultimate testimonial. Forget video feedback and all that other boring stuff. If you pull this off, someone will be looking at you several hundred times a day. You gotta tell the world about this.

Porn star twitter tip 12 – Brandi Love – Invest in a good quality header graphic
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Twitter allows you quite a lot of scope to customise how your homepage looks. It makes sense to spend some time and money on a good first impression.

Porn star twitter tip 13 – Nikki Waine – Just tell people to follow you
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Pretty obvious really but blowing your own trumpet is OK once in a while. Just don’t do it too often or you will become the twitter equivalent of the MLM bore down at your local normalite networking club.

Porn star twitter tip 14 – Vicky Vette – Dare people to click

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Instagram related and again she is almost daring you to click. People are hard wired to think they are missing out on something. Here is an easy way to use that fear against them.

Porn star twitter tip 15 – Ally Breelson – Pinned tweets.

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Yep the chamber of commerce course didn’t mention those did they?
A pinned tweet is something sticky that you pin to the top of your timeline. When someone hits your twitter.com homepage, that is what they will see. These examples all use it for a semi-time bound competition they want you to vote for them in.

Porn star twitter tip 16 – Audrey Bitoni – Just post random stuff
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People will appreciate random stuff. If you are trying to sell something intangible or build any kind of personal brand, your random tweets can be as bizarre as you like.

Porn star twitter tip 17 – Shay Sights – Pretend you have as assistant or an agent – regardless if you have one or not.
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Twitter isn’t the place to be taking bookings – even if you don’t have an assistant or booking agent – just pretend that you do. This will instantly impress whoever is reading your message because they probably won’t have one. So 1-0 to you.

Porn star twitter tip 18 – Nicole Vice – Not interested in twitter? Fine
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Just make sure that you reserve your name – there is generally no restriction on who can register twitter names. All you need is a working email. No checks are made. It’s a good idea to register your name and just leave it there. In case someone else registers it and puts a load of porn on it 😉

Porn star twitter tip 19 – Briana Banks – Say thanks

Yes – The word thanks is much underused in the english language. Briana Banks has gone to the lengths of sending each fan a personalised instagram thanks – neat or what? Do you think she will be generating fans for life (in a very competitive environment) yes I think so too…

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Porn star twitter tip 20 – Carmen Callaway – Grow a pair.

Carmen Callaway has no special powers. She has two arms and two legs, bleeds when she cuts herself but is OK with taking nude photographs of herself and posting them online. Carmen Callaway is 23 years old… If she can do it – why can’t you?

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Porn star twitter tip 21 – Tweet about what you are doing. Christiana Cinn

Yes I know you are going to say that people aren’t interested in what someone else had for breakfast. But here is a thing – they ARE. You see what people say they do online and what they actually DO are two different things. Don’t believe me ? Look at the “trending” at the top right of your facebook page. This is what your friends and their friends are clicking on and interacting with.

BUT you have to do it strategically. In this example, Christiana Cinn us showing us what she is reading. (A useful thing to show people).
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Porn star twitter tip 22 – If you have a new product – tell people – Brooklyn Chase

If you have a new product coming out – tweet about it – with a picture and tag anybody else who might have been involved in producing the product.

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Porn star twitter tip 23 – Lucy Zara – Tell people to vote for you

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Porn star twitter tip 24 – Tell people when you are up for awards. Jasmine Jae

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Awards are easy for people to conceptualise. They understand the olympics because it is (usually) the first three over the line win the medals. It makes no difference if they don’t understand the full details of the award but getting votes is relatively easy to do if you have a reasonably engaged twitter following.

So – there we are 24 porn star twitter tips

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Jonathan Senior. Management consultant. Swimmer, cyclist, runner, triathlete since 1996. Running coach, blogger since 2005. Likes punk rock, rap & rugby league. Dislikes dogs, tattoos and most other people.

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